Nothing like..

A microwave fire after your dog walk to really get your heart pounding. (UHHH - No I was not cooking grits!)  This is going to be a fantastic day.  Key learning's thus far:

1. Smoke eater candles do not work for this amount of smoke
2. Yelling fire does not put a fire out
3. Home Owners does not cover microwave
4. Sears does not have one that looks like the rest of my appliances any longer

Someone come hold me...  I may have a nervous breakdown.  We need to move... first the HUGE MOUSE and now this. UGH!