Monday, April 29, 2013

So - I was up at 2am reading Amazon reviews.

My arm and I can't sleep all night.  I would pay decent money for a good night of sleep.  I could pick up a book but nooooooo.  These are far more entertaining...  


This review is from: BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk) (Office Product)
I must say I'm really disappointed that we gave women the power to write. Lately they've been thinking they can do things like vote, get jobs, and speak their minds! As if their opinions are worth as much as their husbands' or something. Quite frankly, I miss the days when the women were at home knitting and cooking and raising the children--not writing. This pen is only aggravating a harmful situation that we ourselves brought upon our society.

By 
kt42 (Chicago, IL) - See all my reviews
This review is from: BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk) (Office Product)
Sister girlfriends, I was so excited about these pens until I tried opening the package. I darn near had a breakdown struggling with that thick cardboard and plastic! I would have used scissors, but I lost my only female pair (you know, the ones that cut cute zigzags), and I couldn't figure out how to work my husband's.

What's the point in making pens for women if it takes a brawny set of man hands to open the package?

I learned the hard way that the following are ineffective ways of opening the package:

-- stomping on it with my stiletto
-- melting the plastic with a curling iron
-- loosening it with baking grease
-- shaking it while crying uncontrollably

Learn from my mistakes, ladies!




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