I can't post photos for some reason so... now you are stuck with my 8th & Prytania observations...
Dear Mr. Man looking into my kitchen window:
stop it - you are creeping me out.
Dear Mr. Landscaper Man:
When you blow the sidewalk with that blower thing... I know you know you are blowing dirt at my front door. I watch you like that creeper was watching me. I do however appreciate you doing the job you do so thank you. Now - dust my door.
When you come to my house daily, I get excited. I am so sorry email, etc. has impacted your job. I really am. I love to check the mail but if you see that I am getting 4 Valpak things... you can totally have 3 of them. Actually you can have all 4.
I am going back to work now.