Plausable deniability*...

Did anyone see me do it?  No.  Am I shaming myself?  No - I am simply feeling bad for loss of the photos and the wine cork.  You should tots have the photos saved on your computer and I am confident you can print again.  The wine cork... well - I have no words.

I love you Mommy and Daddy.  You had me at hello.

I hate to put someone on blast but we think the house guest did it.  Justsayin.

* In a nutshell...  "Plausable deniability refers to circumstances where a denial of responsibility or knowledge of wrongdoing can not be proved as true or untrue due to a lack of evidence proving the allegation."